The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

Swet Hog

A fat girl. usually a dirty one.

Damn, that swet hog ate everything.

by CODY MF WILLIAMS February 12, 2008

Hog riding

Hog riding is when a male is on top of the female during intercourse and he proceeds to yell HOOGGG RIDDAA

I was riding my girlfriend as I yelled “HOG RIDER” that is hog riding

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 22, 2022

caf hog

When someone hogs all the coffee not long after a new pot was brewed,thus being a caffeniation hog. Caf hog for short.

person 1:"What happened to all the coffee?"
person 2:"Greg showed up with his travel mug and filled it up
person 1:"What a caf hog"
person 2:"Really. He doesn't even have a job, he's not traveling anywhere."

by burt reynold's mustache. June 23, 2007

Hog Warts

A sexually transmitted infection you catch from having unprotected sex with a really fat person.

Ryan: Yo Shawn! you totally won fattest fuck Friday!
Shawn: yeah but I didn't wear a rugger and she gave me Hog Warts!

by Huge_Hog_69 January 29, 2025

hot dog hog

They are similar to Big Backs, but they mostly/always eat hotdogs. Named after the WarioWare Inc. Microgame "Hot Dog Hog"

Synonyms:
Bratwurstschwein (lit. Bratwurst Pigs)

James: What are we gonna have for dinner?
James' Father: Hot Dogs
James: Bro, Stop being a Hot Dog Hog.

by mrbeast539275 February 20, 2025

uncut hog

It is a males penis with the for-skin still attached.

My boyfriend has a huge uncut hog.

by anonymous September 16, 2023