The act of utilizing a pair of moose antlers as gynecological stirrups while pouring maple syrup out of the Stanley cup onto your partner. Spanking with Canadian bacon is optional.
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When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.
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Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.
In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.
Notes:
Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup.
In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.
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