hit for the cycle

This phrase relates to a series of urination and bowel movement feats. The phrase is derived from the baseball term of "hitting for the cycle" where a player hits for a single, double, triple, and home run in the same game. The concept here is the same. You must "hit for the cycle" in the same house or apartment in one night. Follow the steps below to ensure you'll never be invited back to their place again:

Single: Pee off a balcony or ledge.
Double: Piss like a little kid onto a fence or wall (ex. have your pants around your ankles while you pee in public).
Triple: Urinate in a closet.
Home Run: Do an upper decker (The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet)

"Bruce is only a double shy of hitting for the cycle!"

"Three people have hit for the cycle at Kay's in the past two months. I don't think she's going to throw another party anytime soon."

by badIdeas82 April 21, 2010

Smash Hits

a british magazine aimed at 10 year old girls. Features 'hot gossip' about the hottest pop stars. sometimes contains free gifts.

I need to go to the newsagents to get this week's smash hits. I hope it has busted on the cover, they are sooo hot.

by huh March 21, 2004

Hit it first

Hit it first means, to be the one to take a girls virginity away. To fuck her first, to be the first one to get the pussy

"Man, remember that girl Emily?"
"Yea why?"
"I hit it first yesterday, the sex

was amazing"

by TheUltimateJay October 9, 2016

Hit Or Miss

I guess they never miss huh?

Hit or miss, my wife took the kids.

by Hexity January 5, 2019

Hitting walls

When you’re having sex with a woman and your dick is so big and she’s so tight, you can feel her vaginal walls

I took that chick home and I was hitting walls last night

by Chickentinder21 August 26, 2021

Would Not Hit

Tongue in cheek remark made by a man about a woman who is actually quite sexy, but has a very minor perceived flaw, therefore not up to the speaker's standards.

She looks hot in this pic, but those bed coverings?? Would not hit.

This girl's face is stunning, but that mole on her arm ruins her for me. Would not hit.

by Carlton G. Long September 5, 2020

Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn't kiss ya! (muah)
He gon' find another girl
And he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa!

She took the fucking kids, yuh.
Now I'm cryin'
Don't have no will to live, yuh
I'm gon' get my car and drive off of a bridge, yuh
They gon' find my body
Put me in a ditch, yuh

Person1: Hit or miss?
Person2: I'm already tracer.
Person1: Shut up
Person2: I bet he doesn't kiss ya

by ImAlreadyTracer™ January 2, 2019