Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 9, 2008

Monkey-hammer

The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.

Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!

Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!

by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020

jack hammer that hoe

to bounce on your hoe while pointing your dick to the vagina and thusting it in with great force.

jack hammer that hoe man!

by carl q June 9, 2008

brown hammer

A word referring to a brown and small penis. Usually common in tall,dark and handsome men

Maddee: I saw a brown hammer today
Brittany: it was probably really small

by BrownHammer December 26, 2015

velvet hammer

A sweet or soft drink topped off with a shot of everclear.

Give him a Velvet Hammer, it's his 21st birthday.

by Highball June 3, 2016

Dirty Sledge Hammer

-A sledge hammer that is often dirty..
- A male with a dirty penis, his tool is often infected by blue cabbage.

Man.. you need to get that dirty sledge hammer checked out!

by Sexbooooom November 17, 2010

MC hammered

homosexual, one loving anal sex from the same sex.

Wow guys I am MC hammered.

by goggalicious November 13, 2005