N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
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December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
by hello yam November 30, 2020
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national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)
person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day
by lovex10111 January 28, 2020
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National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!
On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019
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Poppy playtime grab pack

A playful nickname for twisted goob, from the game dandy’s world. It refers to how he literally grabs you like how you grab items in poppy playtime with the grab pack.
Person: OH GREAT HEAVENS

other person: oh god, it’s the poppy playtime grab pack.
by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025
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Grabbing Counter

Getting fucked in the ass, nominally while bent over a countertop. Kitchen, bathroom, or other. Often leads to formica under the fingernails.
Tough week at work, the boss has me grabbing counter about the mistake on that last project.
by levarselosmonos June 14, 2016
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