Fudge kettle

When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.

I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.

by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022

Fudge

The name of a character in a video by the famous Key and Peele on Comedy Central.

Dude! Did you see that episode when Fudge was introduced?! He's such an idiot!

by UrbanDictionarian2002 December 9, 2014

Fallujah Fudge Pop

When a man lies down on the bed naked, with his legs hanging off the bed just enough for the penis and the anus to be off. Then a man or woman kneels down behind the man and grabs and holds the penis like a popsicle, whilst performing sloppy anal cunnilingus like eating a fudgesicle.

Sugg: yo bro I just recieved a Fallujah Fudge Pop.
Fartsmella: damn bro I got one last weekend.

by Suggatron April 5, 2025

spitting fudge

When you are past turtle heading a massive shit and it's spraying out of your arse.

Damn it I need to get to a toilet asap I'm spitting fudge here

by Matt Damon young April 16, 2017

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

fudge buster

One who does it in the butt while the other is constipated.

"Did you hear that Susan constipated?"
"Yeah but not anymore. I gave her the good old fudge buster"

by KingB11 February 27, 2017

Fudge wielder

Someone who enjoys the consumption of crap crumbs.

Yo that Motha fucka a fudge wielder.

by Domenic212 May 29, 2021