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Tons-o-fun

Hey dude check her out, she'd be tons-o-fun in bed !!
by shomesomethin July 13, 2010
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freaky fun bridge

A penis, possibly that of a hep cat swinger.
Mmm...shuga...let me ride all night on your freaky fun bridge.
by gen0mallo February 17, 2004
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Dish o' Fun

A delicious combination of tyson chicken nuggets, and totino's pizza rolls.
Guy 1: Hey, can I have some chicken nuggets and pizza rolls?
Guy 2: You mean a Dish o' Fun?
by ilikebigboys February 15, 2010
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Monkey Fun Stuff

Used in turn of the word "Feces" or any other appropriate slang words
Man, that Monkey Fun Stuff smells somthing horrible.
by Gubby Hernandez December 6, 2007
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Kim Jong Fun

When multiple koreans shoot pellet guns into ones vagina. Then they must ejaculate inside her and make all the pellets come out.
Hmmm... a kim jong fun sounds fun tonight.
by KimJongFunUn February 11, 2020
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fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022
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