Fatus natus

Newly discovered taxanomic group denoting an organism like no other. Common names include "FatNat" or "FattyNatty". This gentle but giant creature tends to dwell in dark confined spaces in loft conversions with frequent ventures into daylight hours in an attempt to scavange scraps from "the treat shelf".

This extrodinary species can be distinctly identified with the cunning camoflauge technique of a birghtly coloured string like band around the waist for a inconspicious image. If you happen to come into contact with one of these rare and touching creatures do not judge too quickly as this is a big creature with a big heart.

"Eat breakfast like a Fatus natus, Lunch like a Fatus natus and dinner like a Fatus natus."

Fatus natus: "Health food makes me sick. Is 375g enough for one portion?."

"Its important to search for treats on a full stomach. I will need to energy to see my through."

"Money can't buy you love. But Mcdonalds can."

Scales: 23.4 stone. I am officially a Fatus natus.

by Food1 May 22, 2010

fetusing

When two people wrap themselves in a blanket to pretend they are twins in a womb. Often done as a street performance by homeless derelicts.

"OMG Tiffany, Where is Michelle?"

"She's in the back room fetusing with Bobby, what a slut!"

by meow13242 September 25, 2016

fetuscarpet

When you shove a mid carriage up her pussy. Also woks with live kittens

I did a fetuscarpet on my girlfriend after the baby died

by Johnathan dirtyslut January 5, 2017

fetusmancer

magic that allows you to summon fetuse at will, usually to disgust your opponents

fetusmancer: I shall now use fetus rain

normal person: dude what the fuck

by awizardstuckinturlteform123 April 2, 2020

fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0

Never misses, better than erentard, best tik toker

fetusfucker.an1m3_vw33b0 Is the best tik toker

by .oneeye February 15, 2021

.fetusrry

A very funny tiktoker, who cracks a lot of jokes. I imagine her to have a really distinct smile, but that’s me. She has really good content, and has tried to make a mutuals awards ( she’s trying tho) even tho she doesn’t edit often. Overall one of my best mutuals, I would want to hug her very very much one day :)

Have you seen .fetusrry posted her mutual awards, I’m in it!! Are you bae?

by selfdestructivewh0re June 3, 2021

fetusrrys.gf

super cool tiktoker who does tiktok things

wow fetusrrys.gf is so cool and interesting!!

by wowsocool July 5, 2021