Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.

That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.

by justincolt May 3, 2011

facebook block

To block someone you strongly dislike on Facebook so they cannot see your posts and you don't have to have contact with them.

Man, that kid was being such a douche, I facebook blocked his ass.

by mike545 August 7, 2011

FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011

Facebook Abuser

People who post, like, comment, and chat way too much and are online 24/7

Facebooker 1: "Man did you see my status?"

Facebooker 2: "Yea and I saw that girl liked and commented on it."

Facebooker 1: "Oh I know she is such a facebook abuser.."

by Laurelzz!!! December 26, 2011

FACEBOOK FAG

mainly a male, takes pictures of themselves with their phones in front of a mirror, or webcam without a shirt, does all the LMS!!!, and truth is bull crap that meant for girls.

hey FACEBOOK FAG, your picture needs a shirt, im tired of lookin at your weak jelly belly

by thvincelli3690 May 26, 2012

Facebook Mobbing

When a group of people use social media to bully an individual.

John was the target of facebook mobbing, after the kids in his school found out he was gay.

by Skylar01 November 28, 2014

The Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome

When you are bored or you've been away from Internet access or just whenever you log in to Facebook over and over even though pretty much nothing changes, but you just do it to a) have something to do b) make sure no one's magically done something cool. Called such because it's like when you're hungry or (more likely) bored and so you keep checking the fridge in the hopes that something new and exciting will appear, even though you know it's just week-old leftovers.

Dude 1: Hey, have you noticed Lou's been on Facebook a lot today?

Dude 2: Yeah, he was camping all last week...must have the Facebook Fridge-Check Syndrome.

by SchylertheSuperStar October 8, 2011