con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.

Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck

by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011

failed project

A slang term meaning a trans person transitioning from female to male or male to female and the transition did not work out resulting in a failed transition/ the person having a combination of guy and girl characteristics but can’t tell which gender they are

Preetha: That girl Sheeba looking different now then when I last saw her in 2019
Jack: Yea she wants to transition to a guy
Preetha: She got the looks of a girl except for her hair being short
Jack: her transition didn’t work since she still has looks of a girl but her hair looks like a guy’s hair style so it’s a failed project.
Preetha: guess her way to hide it is wearing a mask
Jack: yea they do that a lot around here when they don’t look exactly like a guy or girl but a combination of both
Preetha: I understand now

by Mr India!!! (Aka Jack P) March 15, 2024

FAIL

First

Attempt

In

Learning

"I just failed my exam"
"It's ok to FAIL you just have to continue studying"

by bigdaddyfailure December 12, 2019

WOF (Without Fails)

Like our most trusted confidante, the person who knows you best, there are certain pieces of clothing or accessories that you turn to over and over again because they inexplicably tell the story of who you are. No matter what new modern piece you’re experimenting with, the WOFs are the items that, without fail, will still keep you grounded. Yourself. They are the narrative thread that connects the dots between your HTH and I&O pieces. Without them, you can feel rudderless.

Person 1: These joggers have never failed me. I wear them all the time and feel confident in them.

Person 2: Would you go as far as to call them a WOF (Without Fails)?

Person 1: Absolutely I would.

by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021

mojo fail

a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely

Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.

"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."

by phraseo February 4, 2020

Man fail boo

1.When giving fake medical advice/ trying to trick someone into believing its a real thing.

2. Any issue blame it on the man fail boo

Created by my sister 2025

Person 1:"Oh my ankle hurts a lot, do you have any idea what it could be?"

Person 2:"Oh yeah its probably man fail boo"

by Slugchomper February 5, 2025