Fried Egg

When a man ejaculates on to a hot surface making the cum start to boil

Chris came onto his CPU and its started hissing like a Fried egg

by HL10 July 25, 2015

Blooming egg

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae

When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg

by Andrewpm93 October 4, 2019

Best Egg

Lawrence

oh he's the best Egg?
Yeah that's Lawrence, of course he is.

by #2egg May 7, 2019

egg cement

Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.

I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.

by dmbutalsodm March 18, 2018

Eggs Bodagin

A common misunderstanding of "angry dragon"

"did you hear about that guys eggs bodagin", "you mean angry dragon?"

by irenee February 18, 2008

egg booty

An egg that is just so awesome it becomes a booty

THAT EGG BOOTY IS FINE

by dotdotthetatertot January 9, 2018

salmon eggs

When you masturbate shortly after being punched in the nuts and produce a mix of cum and blood.

Dude, after you hit me in the dick I had them salmon eggs.

by Sup98 April 7, 2015