i'd rather have a penis in my pants

The term you use in an awkward situation

boy: wanna go on a date?
girl: i have AIDS
...
boy i'd rather have a penis in my pants

by Gangy July 24, 2008

F'd in the a on saturday

F'd in the a on saturday is the same as (F'd in the A) BUT on the special day of saturday.

Jeff- Hey you coming out today since its Saturday?
Bob- No fuck face Im with your mother.
Dave- ohhh you just got f'd in the a on SATURDAY!

by Craig (the sexy one) February 21, 2011

S A Mean D

1) First used in Cross Country meaning Suck A Mean Dick. . .

2) Used in conversation to get a girl to go away. Often associated with a commanding tone.

3) The A can be substituted for the letter of a guy or girl's name. This is used to invite a girl or guy to hook up.

1) Oh go S A Mean D!

2) You dumbass, go s a mean d.

3) S N(ick's) Mean D

by Jen June 27, 2004

D.I.V.A.

Dick In Vagina Always;similar to a hoe.
Pronounced "Dee-vuh"

Aye bre, tha chick ovuh durr got D.I.V.A. syndrome.

by Thomas Edwards April 27, 2008

Dropped a Mad D

To take a large or unordinary poopie.

Yo, who dropped a mad D in my bed?

by DroppingD's July 7, 2010

S.A.N.D

S.A.N.D means "Suck A Nigga Dick"

"Bae, come S.A.N.D me"!

by Cherrycola_pop February 27, 2015

Y.A.O.D.B.

You Are One Dumb Bitch

Congresswoman Carolyn McCarthy: "If guns weren't in stores, no one would buy them".

Person with a brain: "Y.A.O.D.B.! When has crystal meth been sold in stores???"

by lawful gun owner June 25, 2017