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Cleaning the windows inside and out

An act of female self-love where the clitoris and vagina are stimulated simultaneously.
Both Mandy's hands were under the covers, she was obviously cleaning the windows inside and out
by Jimbob1984 March 1, 2016
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Mr. Clean

Something most people try to avoid being due to a lack of trust for Mr. Clean.
Mr. Clean had no friends once he became Mr. Clean.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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luke clean

When something is kinda clean but not clean clean
Those dishes are luke clean. There's no visible food on them but I still wouldn't eat off them.
by Differentbutsamesame May 7, 2016
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Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk
by got balls? May 16, 2014
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cleaned house

"they cleaned house, washed clothes, and cared for the children"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.
"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020
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White Donkey Clean

My white donkey clean, this is actually Swedish slang referring to the act of getting head. The term originated in West Sweden is the early 00’s with the majority of the population being predominantly white, alongside being ‘hung’ like a donkey. The ‘clean’ side comes from the act of being sucked clean. Natural banter between young Swedish boys,
“I went round to Freja’s house now my White Donkey Clean bro!“
by probablynotwindenwise November 22, 2021
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