Chuck Norris Hater

Someone who hates/dislikes Chuck Norris and his fan base, usually out of jealousy or misunderstanding, or just because they're assholes without a sense of humor.

Average person: "Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming... water just wants to be around him!"
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1

by Why do you want my name?! July 19, 2011

Chuck Norris Jokes

there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.

person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.

by lokuuust July 30, 2010

the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

by stefmanxx April 1, 2008

Chuck Norris Facts

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.

by asdf518 August 21, 2010

chuck his pants

verb.

To have someone fling their pants at you, or towards you, in a manner that means they like you.

Keira Knightley was asked, "Are you getting more attention from guys now after the film 'King Arthur'?" and she responded, "I havn't had anyone chucking their pants at me!"

Hey Marie, do you think he would ever chuck his pants at me one day?

by Marie Genovese October 9, 2008

Pull A Chuck Wendig

To do something extremely weird or random

My friend was zoned out on Weed so I had to Pull A Chuck Wendig to get him to snap out of it.

by YuOfTheNight December 4, 2019

oh my chuck

Used by fans of the TV show "Supernatural", in which "Chuck" is god's real name.

Person 1: "Oh my Chuck, what's happpening?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, Dean won't be dead for long."

by random.nickname December 28, 2016