When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
by DarkHumor997 November 22, 2015
Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.
by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003
by cannierstew November 07, 2015
(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.
Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"
Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."
Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."
by SwampBullySparkles March 10, 2014
The act of giving a blow job while having a mouthful of mash potato's. May also be a cure for a headache. More research is needed.
by Darwin Ism November 30, 2016
by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010
When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
by Stevohawking July 24, 2015