camel mount

Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇

Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants

by Disney_fries May 7, 2022

camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for men.

girl 1: i hate to address this issue, but in the tenet picture i searched for a bulge🤫😝.

girl 2: me too but that’s called a camel hump.

girl 1: what?

girl 2: a mans camel toe.

girl 1: oh! that makes sense!

by saratunga September 25, 2020

Needle-camel

Someone who cares too much about money, wealth and possessions, to the point where it is unhealthy or greedy.

Originates from the famous biblical idiom “Eye of a needle,“ in which Jesus says that its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than a rich person to be saved

All those millionaires and their fancy cars and mansions, they’re all a bunch of needle-camels!

by Ferryhouse May 7, 2022

Camel-Toe Kamala

Any politician, especially a veep of the USA, who ascends the ranks of their country's political ladder through the bedsheets rather than the worksheets.

(NOTE: THIS IS AN EXAMPLE ONLY, ANY REFERENCES TO REAL POLITICIANS ARE ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL) "Holy sh*t, there is NO way Laura Alvarez is Minister of National Security, she's incompetent! Wasn't she some random, unknown office clerk only five years ago? That Camel-Toe Kamala! She did more than a few men (and women) more than a few favours...

by hankythechristmaschew July 9, 2024

Fire Camel

The act of covering your genitalia with hot sauce, then receiving fellatio from another party.

Girl 1: "Yeah, Johnny made me do the Fire Camel last night."
Girl 2: "Oh my god! That's terrible!
Girl 1 : "Well, at least it tasted better than Taco Bell."

by flamingcamel January 12, 2012

camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

Shaved Camel

1) A camel with no hair.
2) A white girl with a shaved pussy often containing shave burns or bruises.

Eg: 1) " can I have a ride on dem shaved camels"
2) " Danny's new girl got the shaved camel yo"

by T bagking September 20, 2016