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Cakeface

There are gnerally two types of cakefaces. The first type is the girl who might do it accidentally. These types are usually sluts, in which case they may be forgiven for the trauma they put your eyes through.

The second are the bitchy, self-centered type. The type that when you go into a store you see and try to avoid, but then she walks up to you and says in a half-assed voice, "is there anything I can help you with?" "No", you say, when in fact she could help by washing her face a lot.

They're both extremely ugly and are usually found sleeping under bridges.
I saw a cakeface one day. I was about to slay her but then she offered to fuck. She was then forgiven.
by horny pornz April 2, 2010
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Cake Stand

Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand
The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.
by Marion Girls January 17, 2009
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Cake Leg

Verb: To get hit in the ankle with an object.

To Cake Leg - The act of kicking someone in the ankle with the sole of the foot, so as to cause pain. (always with a humorous intent)

Getting Cake Legged - To get hit in the ankle with any object.
"He wasn't looking, so I totally went up and Cake Legged him."

"I was trying to pull off a pop shove-it on my skateboard, and I totally Cake Legged myself with it."
by Fireworks in Minnesota June 9, 2009
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Cake Mouth

Someone whos mouth gives away the fact they love cake just by looking at it. Never trust someone with cake mouth they will stab you in the back for a slice of Victora Sponge .
Roger you have a serious case of cake mouth
by SGW86 December 2, 2014
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bustin' cake

Taking a piss in a urinal that has that pink cake deodorizer caged up in the bottom. You must exert maximum force so as to drill into the cake flaking off as much as possible during the piss session.

It is normal to have a goal in mind such as: I'm going to be first to bust through the cake, or I'm going to make pink lemonade.

Also known as "going to bust cake", "waging war on the cake", and "making the cake pay", and "ruining the birfday cake".
I'm looking forward to bustin' cake, my bladder is so full its making me scule.
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
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Jaffa cake

a term used by Irish people to describe loyalists, as they are black and tan on the outside and orange in the middle.
John: he's a Jaffa cake.

Mary: look at that Jaffa bastard!
by namekuji April 4, 2019
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Yum Yum Cake

A term used to describe some one (girl) Who is really goodlooking or sexy
Me:Oh hey Yum Yum cake whats up

Melissa:emmm not much Yum yum cookie!
by yumyumcookie February 11, 2010
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