Toilet Buddy

A net that you hang inside your toilet to catch anything that falls out of your pockets (ex. wallet, credit card, spare change) while you "go".

"If I hadn't had my Toilet Buddy, my credit card would've been flushed!"

by Jefferist February 13, 2010

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bloody buddies

when two women have their menstrual cycle at the same time.

we're bloody buddies, we synced our cycles.

by yoadrienne76 March 31, 2012

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scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.

"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."

by Darkman Jones June 11, 2007

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You're not really buddies, you just fuck, usually only as a booty call after you failed to pick up during the 3 o'clock scab grab when last drinks were called at the pub. Dropping the word buddy and replacing it with person (you could use a gender specific noun if desired) is far more appropriate.

I feel like a root but can't be fagged trying to find one. I'll call up my fuck buddy.

by Relationship Guru July 22, 2015

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freckle buddy

if you are dating a ginger (redhaired freckle person) then she is classified as your freckle buddy.

hey garrett when are you gonna dump that nasty freckle buddy jaymie?

by mistergatorboots15 April 20, 2010

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valentine buddy

When two single friends don't have a valetine on Valentine's Day, but want to spend it with someone without any romantic feelings involved.

Nicole: James is my Valentine buddy this year. We're going to dinner.
Gail: I thought y'all were just friends?
Nicole: We are. Why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?

Crystal: You want to be my Valentine buddy this year?
Brandon: What are our plans?
Crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.

by GlamazonPop September 17, 2016

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