When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.
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Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X
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Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness
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Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.
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