When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022

by Goodnight Guy November 25, 2017

The way old people admit that they're wrong. Or I guess it's what they say when they don't want to admit they're wrong. Just imagine a grandma with her hands on her hips and an angry frown on her face because you outsmarted her, and that's essentially what this word means.
by Regina4047 November 8, 2023

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.
Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.
by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

Infamous quote by Tourettes Guy when his son just fell down the stairs.
Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.
Can be also used in a very dramatic situation.
Original:
Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!
In a dramatic situation:
Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!
Tourettes Guy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???
Guy: Your son just fell down the stairs!
Tourettes Guy: Well quit it!
In a dramatic situation:
Guy 1: *screams*
Dick: What the fuck's all that screaming shit?
Guy 2: Dick, your friend just cut his dick off!!!
Dick: Well quit it!!!
by Lil remains gon make a stang August 5, 2021

And you know damn well that claims about my identity can be substantiated in a way that the claims about a transgender's identity can not.
Hym "You know damn well that with access to the right information I can substantiate any claim I've made about identity. According to Megyn you have (on some level) substantiated them yourself. And the difference between what I did and what you're doing is that I did it un-ironically. I un-ironically did exactly what you said, it didn't work for shit in practice, but it was wildly successful in theory. And NOW, you are trying to you're trying to deny me the outcome the success of the theory would grant so that I have no choice but accept the outcome your bullshit would grant in practical application. Which is nothing because it doesn't work outside of the theory unless you're content being a mediocre slave who does all of the work while women fuck cripples instead of you."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022

by sluttykittengirl February 12, 2021
