by walvy January 24, 2012
Get the backdoor cunt mug.Bandage is a suicidal person that wouldn't fucking die
by Kannonzakass October 16, 2019
Get the Bandage mug.A piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. A bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can't afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
Person 1: "I'm bleeding!"
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
Person 2: "Well, I don't have any band-aids. You'll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. Try not to get blood on the carpet."
by GAGGOT January 17, 2010
Get the bachelor band-aid mug.1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.
Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.
by blckexec January 24, 2015
Get the putting bandaids on bullet wounds mug.The Greek Backdoor is a sexual act common among the artist communities of Mogadishu, Somalia and San Antonio, Texas. First, one must acquire plain, unsweetened Fage Greek yoghurt, vodka, and kahlua. The yoghurt is stuffed in the orifice of one's choosing, into which the partner will penetrate. Upon completion, the mixture of Fage Greek yoghurt and cum is used as a substitute for milk in a White Russian cocktail. The partners then enjoy the fruits of their labor.
Last night, Judith and I enjoyed our first Greek backdoor. While the act was messy, to say the least, it was the best White Russian I've ever enjoyed!
by Kraig L. Ferguson March 29, 2017
Get the greek backdoor mug.a band of gay ass male "musicians" that use live autotune or lip sync their songs and don't play insturments.
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
you are better off listening to slipknot or some real band
by bofaLmao June 10, 2019
Get the boy band mug.Big Band ( aka Ben Birdland ) is a character from a game called Skullgirls. It's a DLC character with a quite big complexity and a interresting story.
Origin:
Ben Birdland was just a cop in new meridian trying to serve justice and make the city safe. The sad truth was that all the cops were corrupted and were working for Medici Mafia, the mafia that controls the whole city and are also some jerks. Only him and his trustful friend, Irwin, were the good cops here. Once he met some medici goons and started fighting them, then the cops came but, instead of helping Ben they just fleed the medici goons and beat Ben, leaving him heavily wounded and near his death. The good thing was that his friend, Irwin found him and called a doc to help him. Ben wakes up in a lab where he meets Dr. Avian. Dr. Avian is a scientist working for Lab 8, the lab where Ben has been brough to, and told Ben that he managed to set him in an iron lung. And so he became BIG BAND
Appearance and Characteristics:
Big Band is 7'7" tall with a weight of 5000 lbs ( which only 95 lbs are organic )
His fighting style is composed of multiple jazz instruments like trumpets, tubas, clarinets, basically all classic instruments (that's basically the reason he's also called "One Man Band" )
Origin:
Ben Birdland was just a cop in new meridian trying to serve justice and make the city safe. The sad truth was that all the cops were corrupted and were working for Medici Mafia, the mafia that controls the whole city and are also some jerks. Only him and his trustful friend, Irwin, were the good cops here. Once he met some medici goons and started fighting them, then the cops came but, instead of helping Ben they just fleed the medici goons and beat Ben, leaving him heavily wounded and near his death. The good thing was that his friend, Irwin found him and called a doc to help him. Ben wakes up in a lab where he meets Dr. Avian. Dr. Avian is a scientist working for Lab 8, the lab where Ben has been brough to, and told Ben that he managed to set him in an iron lung. And so he became BIG BAND
Appearance and Characteristics:
Big Band is 7'7" tall with a weight of 5000 lbs ( which only 95 lbs are organic )
His fighting style is composed of multiple jazz instruments like trumpets, tubas, clarinets, basically all classic instruments (that's basically the reason he's also called "One Man Band" )
Some of Big Band's quotes:
Introduction:
"One truth prevails"
"You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam"
"When the word of law falls, pick it up and hold it higher"
"I'm all there is of the most real"
etc.
Win:
"We have come to terms; see you, space cowboy"
"Even the sky ain't the limit"
"I gotta go see a man about a dog!"
"I have to go now. My planet needs me"
"The world is full of obvious things"
etc.
Lose:
"Salt...peanuts"
"I'm too old for this"
"Not a bad note..."
"Nothing but stolen moments" (time out)
"Retire to what?!" (time out)
Introduction:
"One truth prevails"
"You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the jam"
"When the word of law falls, pick it up and hold it higher"
"I'm all there is of the most real"
etc.
Win:
"We have come to terms; see you, space cowboy"
"Even the sky ain't the limit"
"I gotta go see a man about a dog!"
"I have to go now. My planet needs me"
"The world is full of obvious things"
etc.
Lose:
"Salt...peanuts"
"I'm too old for this"
"Not a bad note..."
"Nothing but stolen moments" (time out)
"Retire to what?!" (time out)
by Aiden123 March 20, 2020
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