Ling Ching bong won’t livky tong

Someone who is being a fucking pussy and doesn’t do what they say they will

“Preston is being a ling Ching bong won’t livky tong”

by WifeBeater72 April 2, 2023

garage bong

The "garage bong" is the bong that is used in locations, or under circumstances, that are not appropriate for expensive glass pieces. i.e. the garage, camping, or parties. It is usually a bong made from acrylic or another durable, albeit, inexpensive material. Ideally, the "garage bong" doesn't sacrifice the quality of the hit and can become a much loved mascot.

"Hey man? What's with the 'garage bong?' I thought this celebration was worthy of the monster 7mm." Reply: "Yeah, I considered it, but after a lot of thought I realized: you don't bring out the good china at a children's party. Dig it?"

by partyviking July 12, 2013

bing bong

a method of convaying that nothing is going on inside your brain

YT: *removes dislike button *
People other then people who dont care: "they going bing bong"

by ShitpostCrusader December 18, 2021

beer bong

a funnel used to drink beer quickly.

dude, put that tall boy in the beer bong already.

by Justafriend July 13, 2016

Bonge

Having bonge is the plural of bong.

First you have bong, and then you have bonge

Bonge?

by ThatsMyHandleG January 18, 2021

ding dong bing bong

mONOKUMA WHAT THE FUCK NOW

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

by some pansexual May 7, 2021

fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.

donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.

by badfish_XL May 15, 2016