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Alabama Eiffel Tower

The Alabama Eiffel Tower is very similar to the Eiffel Tower, the only difference being 2 or all 3 of the participants are of the same blood line.

The Alabama Eiffel Tower consists of 3 individuals. Person A receives oral from the middle person, B, who is taking it from behind by person C. Persons A & C must high five to complete said sexual adventure.

The most common occurrence of such events happen south of the Mason-Dixon line between cousins, hence the inclusion of Alabama in the title. Oddly enough, such events have been reported as far west as Arizona.
Lauren drank too much tequila before the family reunion. She knew it was probably a bad idea since she has the sexual appetite of a dog in heat. Her sexual bucket list is extraordinarily long, but she had yet to cross off the Eiffel Tower.

As she drank more she thought, “is an Eiffel Tower even enough.” She knew it wasn’t, Before you know it she was taking 2 of her cousins home for an Alabama Eiffel Tower because mama didn’t raise no bitch.
by Franky4Fingerz August 8, 2021
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Alabama finger trap

When your uncle touch’s your no no and you clench
by Unclejerr September 6, 2021
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Alabama skid mark

Someone who is overall unable to control their actions. They likely take sexual preferences toward family members and often shit their underpants. This is a serious mental condition and should not be taken lightly.
1. That nasty fuck Santiago left his shit stain underwear on the floor where is he?
2.Probably chase that girl Hauer it’s wierd bro she look just like his sister
1. Fucking Alabama Skid Mark
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Alabama

A state in the USA, Known for incest
Hey have you been to Alabama?

Yea, I fucked my sister there
by A random staedtler eraser October 6, 2021
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Alabama popsicle

A sexual act in which a person poops inside a condom and freezes it, creating a dildo
I gave her the good ol' Alabama Popsicle but it melted before she could use it
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alabalabalalalalalabababa

A phrase used from the goddess monkey in the game baby phone.
*dials a number* alabalabalalalalalabababa *monkey hangs up*
by Altssq November 15, 2021
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Alabama Mac and Cheese

The making of mac and cheese and then violently shoving it up a family members ass or vagina then eating it from the newly made bowl
Person 1: Did you hear what John did to his sister yesterday?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: He gave her some Alabama Mac and Cheese
Person 2: oof
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