burning wood

The feeling one gets in his penis the morning after being with an unclean women.

The Doc said the best way to avoid burning wood was to get a new pair of beer goggles.

by The Guardian January 2, 2009

wood grain

Weed, Pot, Herb, Marry-j, often reffered in the present sence.

damn nigga i always be grippin the wood grain, even when i be sippin on the drink!!

by double J June 29, 2006

touch wood

cockney slang for draw blood

"Do not touch wood from that pig"

by Ampuero December 10, 2006

Morning Wood

A song by Nth Degree about having morning wood.

M-O-M-O-R-M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D TO THE Nth DEGREE!!! I love Morning wood!

by Co0k1eM0n5tr805 June 19, 2009

A walk in the woods

For when she truly wants mutually extended understanding. Not just a cheap date. And you to tell her your name.

I thought this girl was just a walk in the woods. That lead me singly walking in the woods. Telling her my name is just a walk in the woods.

by She'll sey yes. February 28, 2012

knock on wood

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

in karate we like to knock on wood!

by kazoomafoo June 5, 2005

leo wood

the best person to ever live on this earth if ur not his friend ur literally going to die alone with a dog named Minecraft you fatass.

“Oh your not friend with Leo wood? Kill yourself”

by Pillow_head March 20, 2021