You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008
Get the top shelfing itmug. Story Topping occurs when the storyteller is interrupted by a person who start to tell another story they believe is better.
(S.T. for short)
(S.T. for short)
I can’t believe Heather just story topped me with her unicorn batteling an octopus at the star bucks.
by meshell; the spicy italian August 26, 2008
Get the Story Topmug. during a three sum, it is the middle person in position penetrating one while getting fucked by the other. the top fucks the bottom top, the bottom top fucks the bottom.
by bearfacebearface June 5, 2018
Get the bottom topmug. by TheGuyWhoDidStuff May 13, 2016
Get the came on topmug. Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
Get the Top Muffinmug. procedure used as a means of sealing an oil well that is experiencing an uncontrolled eruption of crude oil or natural gas. The process involves pumping heavyweight drilling mud into the manifolds connected to the top of the well. This procedure stops the flow of oil and gas from the well and is a prelude to sealing the well completely (usually with cement).
BP engineers had injected a "junk shot" of heavier blocking materials as part of the "top kill" procedure being attempted.
by the real word warrior May 28, 2010
Get the top killmug. by quikness October 3, 2004
Get the earls on topmug.