Patrick

He is a gay cunt, gets friendzoned by every girl and is hated by all. He thinks he is hard, and tries to show people that he smokes when people don’t care. He is probably black or white.
George : hey look there’s Patrick trying to get pussy

Steve: he will probs get friendzoned, gay boy

Paul: typical movement Patrick movement
by Onmywaytofuckurmom123 December 05, 2019
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That joke is such a Patrick.
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A very beautiful dog with beautiful blue eyes.
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Massive penis and balls. They're so massive that they have their own gravitational pull which is large enough to warp space time. As you get closer to his penis time slows down due to the effects of time dilation
Fuck i luv Patrick
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Leader of the Big Dig Energy club.
Patrick is our leader
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Patrick’s a bitch. Thinks he’s class on the wing but he’s got no pace. Kinda guy to get dumped the day before tomangoes and take her back the next day.

Also tara Clarke
Jesus Christ Patrick’s pathetic at this point
by PatrickHater420 March 15, 2020
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Hot sexy man who will always be single cuz he has no bitches; always hard; always gay.
Patrick is so hot
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