david otunga

David otunga was a former reality tv star, is married to jennnifer hudson, and is a current wwe superstar. He has held the tag titles with john cena once as well as michael mcguillicutty. He is not a very good wrestler but has improved since his debut in nxt season 1(he took second btw). His mic skills and the fact that people already knew who he is is what probally got him a spot on the roster in the first place.

"david otunga can talk the talk, and is working on walking the walk."

by Shogunn'sShotgun October 30, 2011

david devine

Someone who's a fucking vape god. The one thing he does better than blowing fat o's is making dope ass youtube videos. this guy usually gets all the pussy he wants and more. He also has a very cute butt.

dude that Adam Sandler guy was pretty cool, almost as cool as David Devine

by nonnapasta February 23, 2018

david wooler

To be a David Wooler you have to have a love of cock and a desire to force various items into your anus which over time increases in size to allow more adventurous items to be deposited

"Yesterday I did a David Wooler I ruptured my Sphincter by depositing a traffic cone in my ass"

by Lord Lucha October 22, 2019

david archuleta

Amazingly cute guy on american idol. In my opinion, if he doesn't win, America is deaf. I mean, at 17, he is really talented, and he sings with such emotion it just makes everyone watching him smile! Plus he is humble, and reaallly cute.

Ryan seacrest _ and now, David Archuleta!!!!!!!
Audience- Uproarious applause.
*David sings*
*after singing* David- Thank you! You have no idea how much being on this show means to me!!

by Haley Barth March 02, 2008

doing a david

pursuing a relationship with a girl between the ages of 11 and 13 when the pursuer is between the ages of 16 and 18

Guy 1: "That chick over there's totally into you!"
Guy 2: "But she's like 12?"
Guy 1: "So?"
Guy 2: "I'm not doing a david."

by GFBG May 18, 2010

John David

A shy boy who is secretly kinky, they normally have huge penises but don't act like it. Their big dick energy comes out in their kind attitudes. They are secretly into choking but nobody needs to know about that. They are the biggest sweethearts, VERY good in bed, and definitely a keeper. They are normally VERY attractive with blue eyes and light brown hair and a tan skin tone. John Davids are the hottest boys out there.

John David is so fucking sexy and he's so sweet, what a keeper!

by yea,jhfv,ajbew November 27, 2019

david tang

The ultimate savage

Yo you saw David Tang pulling honeys? I heard he even likes his own pics. Such a savage!

by Dj khaleeeed February 22, 2016