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Bum Baby

A poo
"Man, I just did a massive bum baby"
by hgutj January 7, 2012
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Bum Hatting

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.
"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"
by mokershipping March 19, 2011
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Bum Off

To Bum Off someone or something is to love it so much that you would have sex with it
You two Bum Off that film
by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008
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snuggle bum

When one snuggles a bum, is also a term of endearment.
by Farly September 22, 2006
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bum gunk

another word for wiped poop, feces, crap, or turd residue.
by POOPONMYBUM July 5, 2009
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Bum Tussle

To use one's bum to assert your position in bed. A back to back Fight, a struggle for an optimum sleeping position.
You and your wife are sharing a bed, bum to bum.. she has more than you. A Bum Tussle insues! You win!! HOrrrayy, you are the Bum Tussle Champion. Enjoy the extra space in bed and a full nights rest, looks like your wife will wake up cranky, sucks to be her.
by love4loaded April 29, 2010
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Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.
(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009
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