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Grandmaster J

A wannabe DJ who tells everyone he is a legend, without having and good reason for doing so.

'Inventor' of the child's toy masquerading as DJ equipment known as BEAMZ.
Grandmaster J: just google me!
Everyone else: We did!

beamz
by UNIT8046 November 23, 2013
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J-CAT

J-CAT is an word now used in street slang that originated in the U.S. Federal and State prison systems as an acrynym with stood for J-Category inmates or J-CAT which is s housing unit for sex offenders. Most inmates detest sex offenders and do not associate with them. The word J-CAT became synonymous with someone you did not like, someone you thought was shadey or someone who was acting gay. The word then bleed into the streets from the prisons by released inmates. Over time the definition has broadened but the core of the word remains, it always indicates a negative feeling. J-CAT can also be used when someone is trying to duck, dodge or avoid someone, or someone who is consistently flaking and selling wolf tickets. In this scenario it is often shorten as in "Nigga where you been? "You been cattin off on me.. Whatchu scared of my nigga? Hit me back!" J-CAT is also used to describe a dope feen, some one who is now different, weird after ecsesive drug use.
Breh, that nigga Marcus he coo n shit but ever since that nigga ate dem shrooms, that nigga been acting like a straight J-Cat. Real Talk
by imastr8gee May 31, 2015
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J

job, used in the phrase "get the j done"
Bob: I'm going to jenna's house tonight!
Steve: GET THE J DONE MAN
by mcescalante December 9, 2008
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J

It's a J thing.
by JThing March 27, 2009
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J J Chrizzle

Word invented by J.Irvin

to describe Jesus Christ.
Jennifer: Whats that behind J J Chrizzle?

Brooke: Uhh, palms?
by brooke and tiff June 14, 2008
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j/k

Your a noob you dam tker, and I am not j/k'n.
by Joe January 8, 2004
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Icy J

A dildo made from frozen shit & Ceran wrap. In order to Icy J
one would take their girlfreinds (or their own) shit, put it in a freezer. When thouroughly frozen the Turd would be ceran wraped then used as a dildo.
Shit, My girlfreind keeps trying to make me make her shit into an Icy J and use it on her
by Ponyboy October 12, 2005
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