lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation

Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.

by Aiden226 June 21, 2016

Swaggy Jeans

Jeans worn to try and demonstrate that the wearer has swag, and to attract the attention of the hottest girls around my showing how skinny they are and their ugly boxers. In reality they end up just being sagging, baggy jeans that no one can respect.

David: Hey Bibi, check out that dumbass over there with his ass hanging out the back of his swaggy jeans!

Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?

David: Right.

Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.

by Frostbitten Monk April 29, 2013

Jean

The easiest way to have multiple names when you’re a male given this name.

“Do you want me to pronounce it as John, Jean, Shaun, or Yan?”
“Yes.”

by Koniowo July 6, 2020

Nacho Jeans

When nacho cheese from taco bell drips on your jeans.

Oh crap, dude, nacho jeans.

by metz14 October 3, 2017

Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is this little scientifique guy, smart, cool, and with a very good sense of humor! The type of man who make you laugh when you're sad, the type of guy you will be grateful to have in your life. He's capable to make you smile all day, just because he was by your side. He's a truly friend always there for you, to help you and always with smile!

person1 : are u okey? you seems sad? you should talk to Jean-Bapstiste , he will help you to forget your problems, he's the best for that
person2 : yeah, good idea, every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives, they will be ok

by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017

Blue jean slide

Female masturbation

All good Catholic boys and girls refrain from spanking the monkey and doing the blue jean slide on Fridays.

by jefflebowski October 21, 2010

Jean Shepherd

A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.

As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018