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We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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Joe shit the ragman

A marine corp slang term used in place of “you dummy “ or “you stupid
Everything would be ready for PT gunny if Joe shit the ragman hadn’t screwed it all up!”
by MollyRust July 17, 2022
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Nobody gives a shit

The defenition of someone saying nobody gives a shit is that no one asked for you to speak and you should shut your shitload mouth
Jimmy : YO GUYS YOU ALL ARE GAY AS FUCK
Timmy : Nobody gives a shit
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Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.
This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!
by readme.rtf November 11, 2020
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Mexican Shit Standoff

When two people are in a public bathroom stall and both are too polite or uncomfortable to let what's gonna happen happen, so they both end up sitting there for several minutes until one gives up and shits first.
Why haven't Trey and Doug been in their cubes? I swear its been all day.

Bruh, those cowards are probably in the bathroom having a mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder January 31, 2022
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shit damn piece

a swear combination for expressing frustration in an overly efforted and comical manner.
aw fuck, shit damn piece. this computer wont load that wifi two blocks down. (punches computer pad)
by crockman4 September 27, 2017
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Shitting in the town square

Doing something in public that should be done in a private environment
Person 1 * making out with his girl*
Person 2 "bruh stop shitting in the town square"
by Urrrrmommmmm January 31, 2021
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