you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".

Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.

by Sexydimma August 13, 2016

Do You Have to go to college to be an emojiologist?

No. Emojiology Is a extremely simple career for teenagers. The requirements to be a Emojiologist is too start posting emojis on Instagram as a teenager and then keep posting them until you make a $1 Million Dollars.

Do You Have to go to college to be an Emojiologist?

by Jkr Moji September 8, 2020

Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard

Dababy teaches you how to ride a Skateboard is the best lbp level in history

Oh have you seen Dababy teaches you how to ride a skateboard? Omg yes it’s better than joe nut definitive edition

by Yoloswagmaster69696969 June 7, 2021

she said do you love me

I said only partly i only love my bed and my momma

she said do you love me i said only partly i only love my bed and my momma im sorry

by my discord is Annoyingdog#7961 September 27, 2021

You know what song really SUCKS?

Story of a Girl by Nine Days. When I was in school every day when I would wake up in the morning they would play that stupid song a lot. It was a really stupid song, they never even had a hit ever since...

You know what song really SUCKS?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

Grab ass as hard as you can september

You have to grab as many girls ass as hard as you can in september.

you have to "Grab ass as hard as you can september"

by Mashallainhalla September 15, 2020

i'm going to phalanx you macedonian style

I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.

Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.

by TDMORGAN December 16, 2015