sick twisted son of a bitch

one crazy mother fucker

laura knapp is one sick twisted son of a bitch. she eats babies!

by Jesus Mohamed Christ September 4, 2008

I once had a bitch that

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others.

(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got roofied

by AileenT December 21, 2007

Ain't no bitch in my blood

A statement declared to affirm one is not afraid of anyone or anything; to be used in the midst of a situation or function (drinking game, dare, fight, etc.)

Bruh, if we swingin' we swingin. Ain't no bitch in my blood!

Man, pass me the bottle. I'll kill this whole thing, shit. Ain't no bitch in my blood.

by stoicaldefinitions January 22, 2017

Hand-me-down-bitch

A girl who dates a guy and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her down to his friend and he hands her dow to his friend and so on.

Becca is a hand-me-down-bitch. She dated John then his friend Bill, then his friend Tom.

by Homooo... August 4, 2011

double crossing no life bitch

When your Bestfriend dates your crush and she/he knows god damn well you Like that person

This double crossing no life bitch took my man from me ;-;

by IGotCheatedOn;-; February 10, 2018

Pickle Bitch Fart Cake

When you please bae with a fucking moldy pickle and your bitch farts and the stench is so bad you won’t go near that cake for weeks.

“Hey you gonna bang Sara this week?” “Nah man she pickle bitch fart caked”

by FaffyEnderman March 4, 2020

Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

by thatdude23 October 10, 2012