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Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.
"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"
by CleverViking March 3, 2017
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big bomboclat

BIG BOMBOCLAT 🎶🎶🗣️🗣️🗣️
by slickbacker December 5, 2023
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big man t

the best staff member you will ever find
wow big man t is op
by Human36 May 8, 2021
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big daddy jon

big daddy jon is a big badass that can call you baby boi when you pass him in the hall or at a Raider meet
big daddy jon helped me get over that 12 foot wall in december
by Baby Boi Brendan February 24, 2022
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big booty barbie

a bad bitch who loves pink and has a big (maybe plastic) ass
yoo look at that girl with a big ass wearing pink!
she is a big booty barbie.
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big plate

The 45 pound weight that you put on a barbell
Yo how much can you bench?

Like two big plates.

Holy Shit!
by RogerNihlock February 9, 2018
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Big dees nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts
by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022
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