Slap that shit Thursday

Just go and slap that booty, it’s a Thursday

Slap that shit Thursday- It was Thursday and was looking thicc so I had to slap that shit

by Jacko Bean December 4, 2019

Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or group of people posting or uploading a series of photos, videos, or text with very similar topics or ideas, that after a period of time become very repetitive and irritating

We understand you went to Coachella, you don’t need to tell us for the fifth time, Stop Posting This Shit

by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018

Iphone shit split

When your running a train on a girl and the guy in the back takes an iphone and shoves it up her ass. Then when she goes to shit the iphone splits her shit.

I was running a train and gave that bitch an iphone shit split

by Bigdaddyd1990 June 6, 2016

pinch of minnow shit

Very small amount of shit used in an expression.

He ain't worth a pinch of minnow shit!

by Woodpimp November 27, 2015

Shit tit fuck

Some thing you say when you about to do something ballzy and you know your probably gonna fail

Jon went up the ramp and blabbed " shit tit fuck" to only 3 seconds later find his ass on the ground tightening in pain

by Shit tit rape July 25, 2016

Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

Shit log stalker

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

by shovel breaker January 15, 2022