Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.
Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!
by July 15, 2023
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.
Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!
by Chane Chane August 27, 2023
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bad wife

A woman named ally- no defining traits just a bitch tbh
You might be a bad wife but at least you aren’t an ally
by Winnythebish February 21, 2023
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Kinger's Abstracted Wife

Queenie: she literally looks like a PP when she abstracted.

Anyway, it's a black PP with rainbow eyes.
It's rare to be born with a black PP called "Kinger's Abstracted Wife"
by ThomasBloxia October 08, 2024
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Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler
Bler, The First Wife Of Hellstrom, The God Of Interpersonal Communication, Bler
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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An old saying that is used to describe times when it is raining but the sun is still shining and there is little to no cloud cover. Most commonly used by southern and/or country folk in the US.
Jim: Huh, the Devil is beating his wife.

Ted: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
by Thatstupidantt June 23, 2022
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3rd place trophy wife

A woman, who would not necessarily be viewed as beautiful, but because of her husband's ability to secure a younger gal is seen by him as a great catch.
After he divorced his wife of 42 years, old Goldsmith got himself a 3rd Place Trophy Wife.
by Slamb Doctor February 17, 2018
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