autism wheel

A spinner that became popular in 2017. Plastic with bearings inside, a very useless toy.

Jake : "Did you see that dude with his autism wheel yesterday?"
Jan : "I thought they were called fidget spinners"
Jake : "No, austism wheels."

by Homeless Soldier June 20, 2017

Front wheel drive

When you take a toy car and run it up and down your homies ass

Matthew: Dude that front wheel drive felt really good, thanks my g

Matthew 2: no problem homie, I wouldn’t mind doing it again ;)

by Matthew j Zak December 13, 2021

Flat tired wheelbarrow

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch October 7, 2017

spinning ham wheel

The spinning ham wheel is a sexual position where the male attaches a circular ham to a drill bit and drills the women's anus while he penetrates her vagina.

"Dude, last night this girl was feeling really kinky so I finally got to do the spinning ham wheel"

by The Death Defying Penis Sword January 27, 2018

The Cheese Wheel

When a girl licks the “cheese” out of a guys foreskin with her tongue in a circular motion.

Dude last night Ashley gave me the cheese wheel

by ABendyGamer November 9, 2021

Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler

Mason is a tall bloke with a large resemblance to your average American pedophile. what's worse is that he has the habits of one too. Mason loves to touch young children, especially on public transport, while recording it. This man also LOVES driving past all the local schools to survey the area. the abuse of alcohol in his life is not uncommon. this ultimately leads to a deadly combination of his bloodlust and his favourite whiskey (the wife beater 9000)

person 1: I really pulled a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler this afternoon when my wife crashed the car.
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler

by The Hugest Cock42069 May 3, 2022

Falling asleep at the wheel

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.

Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023