The Wednesday After That

A 'polite' way of calling somebody a twat. Often used in response to C U Next Tuesday.

"Hey, C U Next Tuesday!"
"Yeah, or The Wednesday After That"

by Arnoldopolis December 28, 2007

to Wednesday

(v.) to party, drink, or go out; especially to a bar for karaoke

I need to let off this steam from Tuesday's test. Grab a beer, and start to Wednesday.

by UIGamma February 21, 2008

Trashed Wednesday

A holiday that occurs on the same day as "Ash Wednesday." The tradition is to drink throughout the entire day, starting before breakfast, and rub it in the faces of those people starting lent.

"James, are you drunk in my classroom?"

"It's ok, Mrs. Anderson. It's Trashed Wednesday!"

Liquor stores always look forward to Trashed Wednesday, since everyone buys huge amounts of alcohol in order to last themselves all day long.

by Bad Cheese February 15, 2010

verbal wedgie

gives someone a smartass comment; a zinger

Kenny: I have a headache!

Dawn: If I had a head like that, it'd ache too!

Touche! Verbal Wedgie complete!

by duhbuldee April 28, 2010

outside wedgie

When youre pants,shorts,skirts etc stick to your skin because it's hot. Your skin kind of sweats enought to make ur cloths stick.

You sit and when you get up the skirt is stuck to your thighs,hence the outside wedgie!

by Lizzy B. August 31, 2010

wally wednesday

The last Wednesday of the month when all the welfare, disability and pension cheques come in. A heyday for drug dealers.

"Hey whatcha up to today? Wanna chill?"
"No mang it's wally wednesday, my phone's going crazy"

by sallybrown95 March 7, 2014

emotional wedgie

Felling butt hurt and bent. Got kicked in the va-jay-jay. Panties in a wad. Depressed and sad. All delivered to you by your local bully and/or ass kicker.

Dude gave him an emotional wedgie, now he's acting like a little bitch about everything.

by Big shifter. May 18, 2014