Van

The very short kid who is a elementary school condom plug

Damn, that van is getting money

by Harryblunt December 6, 2019

Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.

Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

Miss Van-Zanten

A dumb as teacher who shouldn't teach because she fucking sucks a teaching.

Miss Van-Zanten

by Syuzu September 12, 2019

chester van

A Chester van is a large white van that is use to abduct kids.

Mary: look at that Chester van over there

Jane: be careful you might get kidnapped

by Calf_Man September 14, 2019

Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".

Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...

by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019

Van Triel Effect

When you meet somebody in real life for the first time, but you have the feeling you already know them, because you’ve seen them on social media

I know we never met before but I have the feeling I know you, because I’ve seen you on my friends stories a lot. A total van Triel effect

by NVM1992 September 20, 2019

Jacob van Hattem

Smelly faggot

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew

by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019