wild vagina

A totally random vagina observed in the wild, by accident. Very rare.

There was a very drunk girl at the bar last night who wasn't wearing any underwear. She fell down and I saw my first wild vagina...

by Puntilla September 3, 2017

clapped vagina

Old vagina

When the clapped vagina is so loose you get loat in 2 seconds

by Axell Owyhee January 26, 2018

vagina/pennis

so the pennis is shuved up the vagina

vagina/pennis you

by billy bobs uncle3567 May 24, 2019

Vagina Sponge

slang term used to describe tampon

or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women

Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"

Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."

John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."

Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."

by jmd1993 May 18, 2013

vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.

"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."

by The Thomas/Tommy November 2, 2015

labyrinthine vagina

A vagina that is so huge it has developed an shifting labyrinth

Oh man you don't want to FUCK her!?! If you do you will get lost in her labyrinthine vagina!!!

by Cecemybigdick April 26, 2021

Anxiety Vagina

When you have anxiety and are not able to get wet or reach orgasm.

I wanted to have sex with my SO, but the anxiety vagina was so bad, I couldn't get wet.

by Gigi Engle August 24, 2016