Twitter

A place where your opinion doesn't matter

Joe: This is Twitter, your opinion doesn't matter here.
Bob: You're*

by deeznuts2241 January 05, 2023

Twitter

The most traumatising shit is found on here and for some reason it doesn’t get taken down.

Person 1: i need bleach I’m bloody traumatised for life.
Person 2: what did you see.
Person 1: don’t think you want to know it was on twitter.

Person 2: on second thought, no.

by N1ce c0ck br0 November 24, 2021

Twitter

Worlds most fucked up social media

person 1: hi
average 14 years old Twitter user: shut the fuck up racist <3

by eee eee May 29, 2021

Twitter

Hell in the form of a social media website

What ever you do NEVER GO ON TWITTER

by albertfingernoodle December 23, 2022

twitter

cum guzzlers

twitter be bad

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 08, 2023

Twitter

The dark web of pornhub

Dude1: dude you okay?
Dude2: nah bro I was on Twitter

by Pn.lexii February 14, 2022

TWITTER

Meeting place for teens, BuzzFeed "journalists", and fat commies. Essentially NPCs, there are numerous scientific investigations determining if these people have consciousness.

Twitter's actual mission statement:

"Hitler did nothing wrong"

by GOVTisCORRUPT January 15, 2021