timothy van den beitel

a fat boy and a goofy big guy most likely misunderstand as the comedian fluffy

today I saw Fluffy but I was wrong it was Timothy van den Beitel

by the guy that made this June 19, 2020

Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.

Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.

by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019

Johan van den hurk

A person that cant explain things well. Also a person Who you get in trouble faster with

Thet Johan van den hurk is very annoying

by anonymous December 3, 2021

The Van.

scotty doesnt know, that fioana and me.. do it in my van every sunday (sayaka is sweatin' rn)
The van is an inside joke nobody else will understand

F; "the van."
A; "THE VAN."
C; "THE VAN!!"
A; "The van never dies"LE ME JUSTFUCKING SUBMIT TIHS"

by mynameisangle February 9, 2024

Van Hoosen Middle School

All the guys here are ugly except for the Korean ones

Van Hoosen Middle School really sucks :(

by Skee89 December 17, 2018

Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.

When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.

by Glimmer February 10, 2021

ethan van eyk

ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.

me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.

by knobbysexual January 25, 2022