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Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha

one of those gen alpha people who's like 13-14 (as off 2025) and is just surrounded by brainrotted kids and somehow they're immune to any brainrot. Almost extinct and will probably die out eventually.
Guy: Yo do u think im one of those Non-Brainrotted Gen Alpha guys

Guy 2: Ohio skibidi toilet rizz gyatt capybara sigma NPC bro thinks he’s in a movie unspoken rizz bing chilling nah he tweaking L + ratio goofy ahh bro got that dog in him 💀💀 corecore edit playing slowed reverbed Juice WRLD while staring at the ceiling Minecraft parkour in the background bro’s whole life is a POV TikTok filter

Guy: man shut the fu-
by TheLucasus12 March 10, 2025
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Gen Alpha

The death of us all
Person 1: Chat I'm such a sigma chad w rizz skibidi person 💯
Person 2: I have no hopes for your generation..
Person 1: Bru shut up gen alpha is a w generation
Person 2: Your generation doesn't even know how to read let alone know the alphabet, what are you on about?
Person 1: You have no gyatt, you got L rizz, you're not an alpha, you got no jawline, and you built like caseoh. Now let me mew properly.
Person 2: I'm taking away that fucking iPad away from you
by 1MC00L3RTH4NY0U April 28, 2024
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gen alpha

idiotic kids born between 2012-2025, though people tend to vary the range quite a bit. gen-alphas are the creators of trash jokes and memes that don’t make sense at all. for example, skibidi toilet. who’s laughing about singing heads coming out of toilets? are you literally retarded? get a life.
it’s very rare, but sometimes kids in this generation aren’t that bad. but it’s EXTREMELY rare.
gen alpha: omg im so sigma skibidi toilet im so much better than you i have the w rizz you have the l and fanum tax ohio sigma yes
actual human: are you mental?
by roikau July 7, 2024
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Alpha Male

Said unironically by submissive femboys who want to be anally destroyed by oiled up BBC.
"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*
by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024
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Gen alpha

(1) A method the universe used to jinx the people who thought gen z was bad.
(2) anyone born 2012-(unknown time)
(3) a insult used by gen z
(4) the people who say "ohio rizz sigma gyatt skibidi dop dop"
Gen alpha: GIVE ME YOUR OHIO, YOURE SO SKIBIDI!
Gen Z: ew a gen alpha go put your musty ipad away
Millennials: and we thought gen Z was bad 💀
by spearmintzx December 26, 2023
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alpha

anybody not named aydan
aydan is not an alpha
by fifteen of February 25, 2024
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alpha male

A term used by fatherless incels based on the concept of a wolf pack that has been debunked ages ago.
Tiktok Incel: I'm what they call an Alpha male. I think woman are lesser than me but also all women want me. Andrew Tate is my lord and savior.

FBI:
by LettuceTheLeafwing May 13, 2024
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