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spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)
cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning
by qwerty002 February 20, 2022
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Spoon ho

Someone who spoons with others regardless of relationship status, emotional state, or friendship with the spoonee.
"Oh my god, Katie is such a spoon ho, she cuddled with everyone at the party last night!"
by Thymelord November 3, 2016
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Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.
When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."
by thingymaging June 20, 2025
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Indian Spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.
I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?
by luvsins4smegma January 14, 2025
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The Lovin' Spoonful

A rock band formed in the mid-1960's. Initially, the band was composed of four members, as follows:
-John Sebastian (born March 17, 1944)
-Zal Yanovsky (December 19, 1944 - December 13, 2002) (Yes, that is his real name)
-Joe Butler (Born September 16, 1941)
-Steve Boone (date of birth unknown)

They were known for their very happy and upbeat songs, some slow, some fast. They were extremely popular during their heyday, with even The Beatles citing them as an inspiration for at least one of their songs (namely, "Good Day Sunshine"). Paul McCartney in particular is a huge fan of them, and so are the Kinks' Davies brothers.

Their success was short-lived, however, due to legal issues and other problems; John Sebastian left the band in 1968 to pursue a (rather unsuccessful) solo career, and things went downhill from there. Despite finding a replacement in fellow musicians and brothers Jim and Jerry Yester, they disbanded in 1969 after only four years together.

However, in 1991, the band reunited. John Sebastian did not return, although he briefly joined them in a one-off reunion in 2000 and again in 2020. Jerry Yester was kicked out in 2017 after it was discovered that he is a child predator (and now a registered sex offender). Despite this, the band continues to perform under the leadership of the two remaining original members, Boone and Butler.
The Lovin' Spoonful is a very underrated band, although many people think that they're just not the same without John Sebastian.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2022
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canadian spooning

when one spoons in bed with a bunch of canadian stunt cocks
Canadian spooning is when the guys all snuggling together in bed , one behind the other.
by Bullpen2017 January 29, 2018
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