Derek Owens

Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.

You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.

by burgestar January 20, 2015

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Owen Toelle

A very good looking young man, who has lots of girls that want him, but shits any opportunity down his leg, kind of like he shits in a cup!!!

Everyone-where is Owen Toelle
Owen-*climbing through a window*

by morgan788992 December 06, 2022

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owen lapsley

Literally the fourth great pumpkin.

"We're the great pumpkin"

"Who's gonna be the fourth great pumpkin?"
"Fuck it, Owen Lapsley is the fourth great pumpkin"

by rosaliecullensgf June 19, 2024

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Owen Beaman

One of the dumbest people you could ever meet. Thought that is was the French Resolution not Revolution and mispronounces many words horribly wrong. Does bad at school and blames his teachers although all he has to do is turn in his homework. He'd rather be sad and alone watching shows by himself than be with friends having a good time because he is a masochist.

Wow did you actually think that it was pronounced "quack-o-mole?" Bruh that's kind of an Owen Beaman moment.

by Obama Gaming June 12, 2019

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