Subway eater

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“What sexuality are you?”
“Oh, I’m a subway eater!”

by Cloudzuwu April 21, 2021

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Loud Eater

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.

If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021

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Pasta Eater

A slur used to discriminate against those poser ass fake ass not real ass Italians. God I wish Italians were real.

That Pasta Eater ass bitch touched my fucking pasta.

by timlover99 January 30, 2024

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quirky bread eater

Someone who’s cool and awesome and sexy and awesome and amazing and so cool and also very sexy

“wow there’s that quirky bread eater, i always knew they were very sexy”

by sew your fingers together November 13, 2021

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Fetus Eater

A fetus eater is one who bullies people younger than themselves. Usually uses age as an upper hand. Some may embrace their role as the fetus eater while others may openly oppose it.

"Look, she's a fetus eater."
"Well, you know what they say, yesterday's loss is today's sauce. I got pizza btw."

by brrbrrbaee April 7, 2021

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