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Canada's History

When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.
You are severely mistaken if you think I am taking part in Canada's History, with you.
by UncleMom February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.
I yearn to teach you about Canada's History, honey
by Nuclearo March 1, 2010
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Canada's History

A vile and depraved sex act for those with whom gerbilling was simply not enough. A gerbil is inserted into the anus for sexual stimulation, then, once removed, it is used to gag a partner's mouth, who is then (usually) double-penetrated.
"Did you hear Cindy's going to be the party?"
"Yeah, but I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole, I heard she did Canada's History with some random dude last week."
"I am horrified."

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"Did you hear about that magazine The Beaver?"
"What about it?"
"It's changing its name to 'Canada's History' because they thought it's name would no longer be censored for pornography!"
"Boy is that ironic!"
by Thulnak February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.
Sarah loves Canada's History after a few Labatt beers.
by ultradowney February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A grandMILF's moose knuckle.
Whoa, check out the Canada's History on that old lady!
by meatless February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's History is a sexual act in which both the male and female take a large shit on the corner of their bed. They then go to sleep and never bother to clean it up every again symbolizing that Canada's history is basically a bunch of shit no one even cares enough about to clean up.
Jim, "So me and Lisa performed a Canada's History last night, turns out its not hot or romantic at all"

Mark, "no shit" (pun intended)
by Dabsters February 6, 2010
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Canada's History

A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.
When you throw Canada's History against the wall, you're lucky if you get hit with a lawsuit!
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
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