sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"

by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014

Unicorn

A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal

Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are

Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs

Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.

by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019

Unicorn Idea

(adj.) an idea that only one person in the group comes up with

While you may think the whole group contributed to Elmo’s Neologism project, it was actually a unicorn idea!

by airplane127 October 16, 2023

Unicorn moment

Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.

1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!

by Pohlang September 8, 2021

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.

Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬

by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017

Unicorn

A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.

"how did HE pull that ?" "Oh, you didn't know, he's a unicorn"

by Yeagfy May 24, 2018