1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.
2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee
Bob: I envy him.
2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee
by gordon March 09, 2005
Someone who have great difficulty navigating new technology, as in: computer programs, DVD players, cell phones, etc.
Jon is such a techno-tard -- he got a great new computer but still hasn't figured out how to get on the Internet.
Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!
Never text Mary -- she'll never be able to open it on her cell. What a techno-tard!
by a/l April 20, 2008
Someone who tries to act like a gangsta because they think it's cool, but ends up looking like a total retard.
Lame internet troll: Lil Wayne iz da bez raper in all ov timez mane, hez juz sooo gud!
Me: No he's not, Rakim is. Lil Wayne's lyrics sucks and he raps about stupid topics.
Lame internet troll: Yo fuck all doz big word rapperz mane, Lil Wayne iz betta den all ov doz over rated washed up has-beens who whine about there lifes!
Me: Why do you spell so bad?
Lame internet troll: Cauze speeling iz 4 loozers! I'm such a gangsta, I listenz two Lil Wayne, I where myz hat two da side, dat meanz Im a gangsta!
Me: No, it means you're a retard. You're a g-tard!
Me: No he's not, Rakim is. Lil Wayne's lyrics sucks and he raps about stupid topics.
Lame internet troll: Yo fuck all doz big word rapperz mane, Lil Wayne iz betta den all ov doz over rated washed up has-beens who whine about there lifes!
Me: Why do you spell so bad?
Lame internet troll: Cauze speeling iz 4 loozers! I'm such a gangsta, I listenz two Lil Wayne, I where myz hat two da side, dat meanz Im a gangsta!
Me: No, it means you're a retard. You're a g-tard!
by Icy Wyte December 11, 2016
Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!
Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!
Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!
Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?
by Bearmike March 06, 2008
1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)
2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)
2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)
"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"
Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard
Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard
by aparanoidbw December 17, 2006
A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.
Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
by Keeper of the word April 02, 2009