tapped

To act dumb, stupid, or weird. The opposite of smart. Could also be using to describe something weird.

Person 1: “My mom always complains about me wearing the same clothes and doesn’t buy me new ones”
Person 2: “Oh girl, she’s tapped”

“This guy is making weird noises he’s definitely tapped” (weird)

by mucus August 9, 2021

Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear

"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"

by samweis May 26, 2013

The ultimate tap

The hottest person you know.

Yo Riley is the ultimate tap

by pussy_annihilator69 June 7, 2019

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

TAP

Tits, Ass, & Pussy

Abbreviation used when you can't use the words in a public forum, especially online.

Man, I typed "backdoor entry" into Google and got a bunch of TAP. It was hot!

by hooverit June 21, 2012

Tap

A salutation used only to address a fellow of Sandyford Farms.

Now then young Tap.

by Top Tap September 30, 2019

TAP

Trus Associated Press

"Growing news column started 2022 for the purpose of replying boldly to subtle shade"

Checkout the new article in the TAP in order to get facts that the other guys can't reveal.

by Goldbricks March 9, 2022